Some of Hercule's favorite things

• Running to the food bowl when he hears the can being opened
• Jumping on your lap when you are trying to work on the computer
• Running outside when you open the door
• Running inside when he sees the cat next door
• Sneaking into the humans bedrooms and sleeping under the covers
• Making out with shoes (the smellier the better)
• Rubbing his privates on the carpet (the vet didn't take all his stuff away)
• Sneaking onto the new couch when no one is paying attention
• Trying to eat the goldfish in our son's room
• Camoflaging himself under the stairs - with not much success